Putin's creepy toilet behavior
When the Russian president goes to the bathroom, a whole world springs into action. Vladimir Putin's little "business" is the subject of very special attention...
The Kremlin leader's bodyguards, the Russian equivalent of the secret service, must collect his excrement every time he moves. This information is reported by French magazine Paris Match, relayed by The Daily Digest. Putin's excrement is then sealed in a package and stored in a briefcase in order to be sent back to Russia. Why a briefcase? To avoid attracting curiosity and arousing suspicion.
Is Putin paranoid?
If he travels with his "little package" in first class, it's because he's afraid that foreign governments will analyze his stools and gather essential information on his personal well-being. Also according to Paris Match, Putin would not want to leave any DNA behind, which could reveal certain details about his state of health.
Good luck to those who do the dirty work!
(MH with Manon Pierre - Source: The Daily Digest - Picture: by Kremlin.ru via Wikicommons under license Creative commons CC-BY-4.0)